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March 5, 2012

By: super_admin

Are you a gorilla or a man?

Ok men, this is a subject that every woman wants to discuss with you – but few will actually tread.  Why is it as men age they seem to care less about where the hair is growing as long as it is growing on their head?  I am here to tell you about a few areas that need your attention.  We women love our AMERICAN MADE MEN, but we do not want to be seen out with a Gorilla and I can assure you that your employer is not too excited about the image you leave someone when they look at your body as though it reflects a rain forest jungle from the Amazon.  Here are the trouble spots that THE BEAST inside of you must deal with.  Let’s start with eye brows; do notice it is a plural word meaning that you are to have two of them.  Not one eyebrow that covers your entire forehead! Take some time to shape them and please please please trim them down so that loose hairs are not shooting left and right and reaching down to your eyelids.  If your eyebrows can shade the sun on a bright day or work as a visor on a rainy day, then you need to clean them up.  A good pair of tweezers, some grooming scissors and a comb can cure the problem. If you are not certain what to do, then get a beautician or a good hair stylist to get you started.

Next we move down to the nose and ears. What is the deal with the nose hair? Is there some macho sign that you are awarded if you have a bush of hair coming out of your nose.  It looks terrible and no one wants to focus in on the hairs on your lips and confuse them for a mustache.  You can always clean these up with nose trimmers or a pair of grooming scissors. If you can see hair peeking out from the nostrils OR YOUR EARS, then it has to go!

Here we go to one of my pet peeves, the jungle of hair that men seem to ignore that is blossoming from your chest and peaking through your shirts and sprouting out of your collar.  Let’s shave that neck line below the neck and take a good hair trimmer and clean up the rest of the chest. I admit some people like a smooth chest and some like a chest with some hair, but no one likes so much hair that you could loose an earring or coins in it.  The best length is about 1/2 of an inch, so shave, trim and cut down the forest that is growing on your chest.  Of course the next area of discernment is the back: Some of you poor guys have more hair on your back then the biggest Silver Back at the zoo.  If you get out of a pool and you can weave a pattern on your back, then it is time to get that stuff cut away.  You can shave the back every 1 -3 weeks and keep the back clean and smooth and no one will confuse you when your shirt is off as the missing link of mankind.  Finally men, we all have our own issues when it comes to body hair and some of the more intimate areas are worthy of your care.  These same hair clippers and trimmers can clean up the most delicate of areas.

So let’s keep it clean, short and in some cases shaved.  Your body is amazing, so do not hide it behind a jungle of intrigue and bushes.  The neat and clean look is the best look for you.  Take it from me, sexy is not a search party, but rather a clean cut look that says, I care about my appearance, I am focused on details and I want to make the best impression on you, the ones that look at me day in and day out. Good luck and I hope that my advice keeps you out of the dog house and better yet, out of the zoo.


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